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Vernon’s Paid Ceremonial Marshal: A Badge With a Past, and a Question for Today
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Vernon’s Paid Ceremonial Marshal: A Badge With a Past, and a Question for Today

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  • May 20, 2026
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There was a time in the Town of Vernon when the town marshal was not treated like a decorative badge on a shelf. When Everett […]

Town of Vernon Child Ordinance: First Reading.
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Town of Vernon Child Ordinance: First Reading.

  • Granny
  • May 20, 2026
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Vernon is considering a child ordinance declaring it necessary for the public peace, health, and safety to provide for the care and treatment of children […]

Indiana Lawmakers Ain’t Underpaid. They’re Overcompensated for the Damage
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Indiana Lawmakers Ain’t Underpaid. They’re Overcompensated for the Damage

  • Granny
  • May 19, 2026
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Every so often, somebody tries to sell the public a sad little story about Indiana lawmakers being underpaid. Bless their taxpayer-funded hearts. Indiana state representatives […]

Well, would you look at that. They figured out the microphone.
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Well, would you look at that. They figured out the microphone.

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  • May 19, 2026
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Granny believes in giving credit where credit is due, and after enough municipal silent films to make Charlie Chaplin file an open records request, audible […]

Jefferson County Data Center Sparks Community Debate – Eagle Country 99.3
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Jefferson County Data Center Sparks Community Debate – Eagle Country 99.3

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  • May 18, 2026
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Jefferson County Data Center Sparks Community Debate  Eagle Country 99.3

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