Category: Satire
THE PAIN DEALER: NORTH VERNON
Bad News. Worse Opinions. Zero Patience.The May 2026 Monthly Misery Recap Welcome to **The Pain Dealer**, North Vernon’s monthly reminder that time is technically passing, […]
The Gerkin Classic Trophy
This prestigious honor is reserved for those rare public projects where the paddles are loud, the courts are shiny, and the documentation apparently got lost […]
Town of Vernon Child Ordinance: First Reading.
Vernon is considering a child ordinance declaring it necessary for the public peace, health, and safety to provide for the care and treatment of children […]