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The Sidewalk My Grandpa Never Needed a Committee to Pour
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The Sidewalk My Grandpa Never Needed a Committee to Pour

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  • May 30, 2026
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A North Vernon memory quilt, stitched together with receipts When I was a little girl, my grandpa used to take me into North Vernon on […]

The Tale of Granny Punkbuster, the Villain Who Kept Begging Them to Defeat Her
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The Tale of Granny Punkbuster, the Villain Who Kept Begging Them to Defeat Her

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  • May 29, 2026
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Gather round, porch lovers, because today we must speak of the great villain known as Granny Punkbuster. Hide your invoices. Lock up your vague agendas. […]

The Tale of the Nepo Bros and the 28 Silent City Hydrants
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The Tale of the Nepo Bros and the 28 Silent City Hydrants

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  • May 27, 2026
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Gather round, porch dwellers, because the Nepo Bros have waddled back into the municipal spotlight, dragging behind them a wagon full of excuses, half-answers, and […]

The Last Dance in the Kitchen
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The Last Dance in the Kitchen

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  • May 25, 2026
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The first thing he did after the funeral was set out two coffee mugs. Not because he forgot. Because forgetting would have been mercy, and […]

The Question They Should’ve Left Alone
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The Question They Should’ve Left Alone

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  • May 25, 2026
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There once was a polished little hallway full of suits, shiny shoes, soft hands, and people who had never been told “no” without someone apologizing […]

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